Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) (Show Notes)

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Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)

– FilmSack Edition

 

 

 

Opener:  Hey guys, You know…at first. I was all like “this movie is going to suuuuuck” and then I was like Ethnically Diverse Chop Shop Divas singing classic Motown! Sooo, I’m in. Ok, Excuse me, I got to go take a nervous piss.

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Twitter:   Beverly Hills Cop III (1994) Like yelling at your henchmen to Wax That Clown! 20 years later, yep still stupid.

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Stuff I Loved:

Nervous Piss

Canceled Swat

Blue Collar Crime is not as bad a white collar crime

Ethnically diverse Chop Shop

They killed the captain! Spoiler

Axel’s car is chopped up.

Bullet’s do amazing things.

You can do anything in a movie with Bullets. It’s like a gun is a magic wand.

How stupid are these crooks to bring towels from their central operations.

Wax That Clown! (what does that mean?)

That is not how air bags work.

hehe…the bad guy dummy that Eddie Murphy runs over is hilarious in it’s floppiness.

Wasn’t that guy the guy in Millennium?

Automated technology is rampant in Beverly Hills.

Billy has a power job now.

They replaced Taggart! What happened in really really life?

Wonder World…Ruffus Rabbit.

Is that MGM Studios disaster ride?

Those Cylons don’t look right.

Young hot lady…I wonder if our hero will hook up with her.

Is Axel the only black guy in Southern California?

How many alternate versions of Axel Foley theme can we come up with.

Where are you going? You are on a ride that goes up in the air around and around.

Lot of green screen in this movie. It’s painful.

That was 15 minutes of ride jumping I will never get back.

Pretty sure you can’t break a complicated theme park ride by flipping a couple of really big levers until gears start snapping and kids start falling out. Pretty sure that is not how that works.

Axel’s anger seems a bit…forced. I don’t really think he care much about the chief. I also think we were suppose to feel that Axel was riddled with guilt for not calling in SWAT.

Yay! Serge is back! This was when we first saw the Weapons and Chics craze become a thing.

How many times has Eddie played the guy who makes his way into situations by acting like he is suppose to be there. Like during the Man Of The Year speech.

I do like Okie Dokie. I know it is a bit over the top. but I am a sucker for a blue elephant that contains a comedian.

Mascots were really hated for a time during the 90s. I mean like Mime level hate. Is that still a thing? Nothing funnier than beating up a loveable mascot.

Ahhh…have we ever resolved if air ducts are a viable means to travel for a human being inside a building?

Pay phones, beepers and cell phones. A truly unique time.

Axel is talking on a fox pay phone…the character that was dedicated to him at the end of the movie?

Axel sure does put family and kids into danger a lot in this movie…and old men. He really is a Maverick.

A guy with a camera who films the altercation. Now there is a camera in almost every hand.

The Mexican standoff turn about. I started losing count.

Is there nothing guns can’t do!

Shooting control boards will start rides up on their own.

Remember “high tech” guns that were over the top ridiculous. man…we need to watch Eraser with Arnold…remember that rail gun with x-ray vision.

It is amazing how often they played Wonder World theme song in this movie. I’d be interested in knowing how long it was played. TRIVIA

Why did the FBI agent even need to be a bad guy in the end?

I love that all of our heroes are shot by the end. Some of them even fatally…but we know it is ok…cause our heroes are laughing.

Oh I get it…the “tunnel of love” ride.

OMG…have you guys seen the wikipedia on this movie. It is the worst I have ever read…and no one has corrected it…that is how little the internet cares about this movie.

 

Days Of Thunder (1990) (Show Notes)

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Days Of Thunder (1990)

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Opener:  Hey, . A movie about Hairy Hogge racing his Trickle…sign me up…and the music swells. It’s real swell music you guys. also, I’m out of Trickle jokes. Spent them all up in  my opener. Randy.

More musical swells than  slash with a boner.

My favorite part of our movie this week was when the gimpy old man and the black face car driver had a foot race. Cause that meant my suffering was over and I could finally go get some coffee from the kitchen. But there was some dick in there talking on the rotary phone. Cause I was suddenly in the 90s and goose is dead!  Let me out of the car Cole. Let me out.

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Twitter:   Days Of Thunder (1990) Like Tom Cruise in a Race Movie. Wait. That was what we watched?

Alt: Like dropping the hammer in lap 5 of a 500 lap race. you still got an hour and a half of movie left. I don’t give a shit.

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You can’t stop the thunder.
You can’t outrun the thunder.
Cruise like Thunder.

and the music swells. It gets real swell

Real racers mixed in with Actors

It’s like Top Gun 2! Gooose!

It’s the superbowl of racing

Poor ole Richard Petty.

It’s a Quaid!

When Quaid asked you to build a car…you refuse.

That’s the best coon-dog I ever seen or heard about and I didn’t to teach him a damn thing.

Buddy’s crash at Daytona? It’s a thing. We’ll have to explore that later.

You can’t bring an Indy Racer into Nascar.

Glendale California! We ain’t gonna race no Yankee Nothing.

Is that the motorcycle from from Top Gun?

Open wheel? I don’t know all these turns.

That’s Right. It’s my answer to everything.

You gonna sit on my bike!

Here…hold my jacket…no…my outer jacket.

Harry can spot a race car driver by sight.

Know what we need. Some sweet music.

“I’m dropping the hammer.” Does that mean he is quitting his carpenter job to race?

Well there is your first problem. He thinks he  is carpenter.

Look at young John C. Riley.

It’s better than the other dudes. time. You know…the Nascar winner.

Cole Trickle…hehe.

First time racing this type of car…I got this.

Ok…so we established all Stock cars are the same. It’s all about the driver…so why we need the Obi Wan of car builders?

Why you talking to that car frame old man. Stop telling me what you gonna do and do it.

and the music swells.

Guitars!

Rubbing son…is racing.

You look like a pickle son.

Hit the pace car. hehe…cause you don’t hit everything else out there.

You got to throw your hat down

Welcome to Nascar

Looking like a Monkey Fucking A Football

You seeing Daryl Waltrip using up his tires.

I don’t know what you rednecks are talking about.

Wait…I thought he was going to tell him how to race his way…all he did was tell him the other cars he used to race was twice as light with tires twice as wide…how is that telling him how to race?

Darlington Turn 4. Remember it…it’s going to be a thing.

Rubbings Racing.

Pretty sure you can’t spin someone out in Nascar.

Gun is jammed! You ruined everything!!

I’ll give this movie one thing…it’s the Rocky of Racing.

Now I see how Buddy died.

Man…if cars were colliding that hard…no way would they keep racing.

Nascar is filthy racing. I need a bath.

and the music swells

Promise me…we win Daytona.

how Cole lost his ride.

Cole has daddy issues

Everybody had daddy issues.

well of course…the only lady on the force is also a stripper.

Never pass Rodney on the high side. Duh.

Pretty sure you are not suppose to speed up when passing a crash with a bunch of smoke.

oh are you blind? no worries…just a concussion. Glad you are still conscience

Wheelchair race…cause this is a movie about racing and competition.

Cole will dress up…but won’t wear a tie…but will button his shirt….to the top button.

“Did they mess up their squash or not?”

Japanese inspection.

Tom Cruise is got a bit of his Rainman/Risky Business button up shirt and feathered hair thing going on.

Pretty sure that is the most indirect route to the restaurant you could go.

radiator trouble.

How bad do you want coffee to

Eyes are the window to the soul.

Love it when a lady doctor takes me to a dark exam room and “checks” me out. If you know what I mean…and I think everyone does.

“The intimate scene” Backlit bodies…very warmly lit.

Trope: afraid of something you are good at after a bad accident. Gotta overcome it.

Everybody is fired.

Let me out of the car Cole, let me out of the car.

Let’s get drunk and show our emotions and get into a kinda fight.

Movie is so dark.

Another talking to the car moment.

Real race drivers talking about fake racer Cole Trickle.

Race drivers should not be interviewed. ever.

hehe…we stole the engine. Awww…they do love each other.

I only have so many Cole Trickle jokes.

I would watch Nascar if it was this citing!

We get a really good look at Tom Cruises front teeth in this movie.

Chewing gum while racing….is that a good idea?

I can’t slow down! ….my gas pedal is stuck! sweet! this is how you win races.

Yay…the feel good moment when everybody helps!

A little smoke in the race car cabin…no worries…it’s all good.

Do race cars have rear view mirrors?

There are like 3 race tricks. Rubbing, Drafting and going low…oh…and the changeup where I go low to win the race!

I did not find it funny when tom cruise did black face.

Oh…he did run! at the end…

I smell some whitesnake!