Star Trek III The Search For Spock

Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984) (105 minutes – Rated: PG)

a 1984 American science fiction film released by Paramount Pictures. The film is the third feature film of the Star Trek science fiction franchise and is the center of a three-film story arc that begins with Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and concludes with Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. After the death of Spock (Leonard Nimoy) the crew of the USS Enterprise returns to Earth. When James T. Kirk (William Shatner) learns that Spock’s spirit, or katra, is held in the mind of Dr. Leonard “Bones” McCoy (DeForest Kelley), Kirk and company steal the Enterprise to return Spock’s body to his home planet. The crew must also contend with hostile Klingons, led by Kruge (Christopher Lloyd), bent on stealing the secrets of a powerful terraforming device.

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Stuff I Loved:

The Search for spork.

Memories look like blue and sounds like vox

his was the mo….st….human (The shatner choke up)

This is the same voice effect they used in the new Star Trek movie when spock was explaining red matter.

We apparently shot Spocks space coffin into some kind of ewok moon

Spock carcass…out of sight out of mind. Polluting the universe with dead vulcans.

James Horner composed some rocking mood music.

Deforest-ation Kelley….

When you do something as bold as put your plot in the title of your film… it becomes misdirection spock for 30 minutes until we reveal the true way spock returns. “Has Spock returned? Not yet….wait for it.”

Look at those pointy side burns Admiral Kirk.. Rocking.

How casual is Admiral Kirk in his open breast uniform. Would somebody button up that flap already.

We must have some sort of neck wear fetish in the future. Everybody’s neck’s have those paper decorations frills they put on turkey legs that look like tiny chef’s hats.

Uhuru is like….what the hell did that brother just ask the admiral. Mutha…do not be talking to the captain on the bridge…are you stupid.

I don’t think the federation has

Valkris is showing some major cleavage in this movie. I see how Valkris was able to infiltrate the dirty old man contingent. Can I get a Scott fletcher boobies? Valkris I freely give you my information. Also, my creepy white-haired cohort would like to see your left boob. He has a very specific fetish. Also, we we have no razors on this cargo ship and no protection from these really sweet solar tans.

1.21 gigawatts of Klingon.

I like to keep my mostly immobile slimy Klingon pit bull next to my captain’s chair. In case I get the urge to pet something slimey.

Wonder if the was doc brown’s doc “einstein (inie)” after a failed travel back in time.

I don’t know what these Klingons are saying…but I think it is something about making a mashup of data interspersed with pictures of captain kirk.

Little known fact. Those are Christopher Lloyd’s real eyebrows.

I wonder if they had to get that Klingon ship up to 88 mph to hit hyperspace

Why is our Klingon ship green.

She is suppose to have Transwarp drive.

“And if my grandmother had wheels she would be a wagon.”

Reba looked real surprised that the enterprise was returning.

“This is not pos-e-ble”

I want to comment on the security team’s uniforms outside of Spock’s quarters.

Is that the deathstar on the wall in Spock’s quarters?

Bones. You got some major cataracts

Extended shore leave for all…except you Scotty. more work for you.

What other Galactic controversies are there?

Genesis effect. Insert Phil Collins joke here.

Klingons…speaking English when nobody is looking

Geez man. It’s good to see the future holds no reservations about running a buzz word into the ground. Genesis Planet, Genesis Effect, Genesis Torpedo, Genesis Experiment

Tell the federation…Captain’s Spock’s Tube Located. It’s in his pants.

What kind of wind breaker body suit is Kirk wearing in his casual wear.

It’s SPOCK! No…it’s his dad.

The Needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few…or the one…Do you really need to expand on how few you are talking about.

Don’t be mind melding with me.

The Vulcan Way.

Slugs. Why did it have to be slugs.

Somebody is really shaking those trees on the Genesis planet.

Hey bar waitress. Can I get you a moist wipe. You seem to have some makeup on your face.

Look here yoda wannabe. Just take me to genesis on your ship.

Cactus and snow! Klingon dogs and cats…living together. Mass Hysteria.

Federation Funny Farm…is that appropriate

Lexar.

Trope. Sleepy security guard.

The McCoy escape was very Star Wars.

“Up your shaft.”…Scotty quote.

Hind End of space. What are you, 5?

What do they keep in the Transporter Room closet?

Can anyone read that caution sign on the transporter in the space dock.

Dear lord, Does everybody have a collar or neck fetish in this movie? Look at the collar on Kird…or little boy blue collar Checkov is wearing.

How fast is 1 quarter impulse power…that seems kind of fast for inside a space dock.

What kind of staff or wand is the Captain of the Excelsior holding?

Klingon’s…choke or be choked.

Slackjaw’ed kid spock.

Every 7 years Vulcan males get all goofy.

Did she just have sex with 14 year old spock?

Scotty always has an excuse. “I wasn’t planning on taking us into battle.” Blah blah blah

Spock-formation is very manimal.

Oh sure…get off the planet. We’ll just beam up to the enterpr—- oh yeah. I screwed that pooch already.

I don’t need to see all this rockslide crap. Too soon.

What color of purple is Kirk wearing.

You have no idea how many times I have wanted to Klingon Choke someone.

Where is a Klingon’scroat   Christopher Lloyd took it right to the junk and hardly flinched.

Kirk was more choked up by Spock’s death than his own son.

Are they going to put Spock in a Wok? Where is Wynona rider.

I would not want old lady fingers that close to my nose.

2 hairs styles on Vulcan for men. Bald or Bowl. It’s the only 2 logical choices.

.screw the enterpise and Kirks’ son..as long as Spock is on the road to recovery. We are good for a happy ending..

 

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