Small Soldiers (1998) (108 minutes – Rated: PG-13)
The Commando Elite are toy action figures programmed to annihilate another toy group, the Gorgonites. But before the Elite have been tested, the son of a toy store owner opens them, causing the Elite to attack the children playing with them.
Directed by Joe Dante
Produced by Michael Finnell
Written by Gavin Scott
Starring Kirsten Dunst
Tommy Lee Jones
Music by Jerry Goldsmith
Release date(s) July 10, 1998
Budget $40 million
Box office $54,682,547
Opener: I got 2 words for you Alan. Friend Zone! Pretty sure Joe the pervert truck driver prefers older boys. Like Brett. also, your dad is a real jerk.
Twitter: Small Soldiers – Weird Science, Toy Story (1&2) , Gremlins and being puked on by an encarta full of popular culture terms….lies this movie.
Stuff I Loved:
Was Tobias always bald.
Zoot Suit Riot on Moyer
The real world sucks…except for the boss lady who has a name that sounds like a lady parts exercise.
Are those 12” action figures?
It’s called multimedia Erwin.
Nick Nitro needs some dental work.
Hello Mr. Chips. X1000
Hey dude. 3d printers in 98…that was pretty forward thinking.
The military always screws up stuff.
Why are we obsessed with bringing toys to life.
Trucker Joe is not a very reliable employee
What kind of currency is….a lot
Friendzoned dude. No way is she picking your nerdy toy store over motocycle dude.
Is this the first time anyone saw a bagged salad in a movie?
All these toys are pretty ripped.
Trope: Say name followed by another term. Now your name is Alan Shutup
Keeper of Encarta. Sweeeet
This is going to be the friendzone movie. I can feel it.
Oh you were dusting…with a crochet mallet.
Your dad is a douche
How can you compete with Brett the atheletic motocycler
educational toys the Gorgonites
Are you on drugs Crank, Crystal Meth,
EMP…that means Eletromagnetic Impluse
The Brain movie cameo…now that is a filmsack movie
This chic likes Led Zeplin and Rush.
build montage. Queen!!
Good ole Phil Hartman. Miss him
“It’s a Trap”
I could have done with some longer music montages. Just when the rock and roll was getting good they cut it.
Every word that the Commado Elite utters is a phrase from popular culture.Started to give me a headache.
That is one mean motorscooter Kirsten Dunst has. It totally E.T.s it over that ditch.