Silver Bullet

Silver Bullet (1985) (95 min – Rated: R)

Silver Bullet is a 1985 horror film based on the Stephen King novella Cycle of the Werewolf. It stars Gary Busey, Everett McGill, Megan Follows, Corey Haim, Terry O’Quinn, Lawrence Tierney, Bill Smitrovich, Kent Broadhurst, David Hart, and James Gammon. The film is directed by Dan Attias and produced by Dino De Laurentiis.

Opener: Hey sis. You’ll never believe what I built the kid. Yeah…well what’s the worst that could happen with a gas powered wheelchair. Oh yeah. I forgot about the gas powered tricycle. he was  all like. eeeee…hehehe….eeeeeeeeeee. Bam! Holy pumped up palamino I’m drunk.

Twitter:  Silver Bullet –  Like a gas powered wheelchair given to you by your drunk uncle. it may be a bad idea…but who cares…gas powered.

 

Stuff I Loved:

A lot of drama in a small town.

“It ain’t my baby!” Where is Montel when you need him.

Stop taking his side just cause he is crippled.

I will slap you.

Uncle Red is getting another divorce…and is a chronic drunk.

Oh sure. You guys just go ahead. I’ll be up the ramp in a few minutes. No…I got it.

That is one strong room lamp.

They are getting a lot of mileage out of that moon shot.

Plate of Pink Pills Please.

That’s one.

Don’t worry. Suicide go to hell. But Wolf meat goes to

Radium in the ass and who would search for it with a geiger counter.

That town wears a lot of brown.

Don’t let me take out the PeaceMaker.

Motor Wheels.

Hey…What’s the worst that could happen…he’s already in a wheelchair. Why not give him one with a gas engine.

I been hearing noises out in the wood shed

Electrocute all the cripples to balance the budget. I think you got a winning campaign there.

Best Uncle ever. Bottle of booze. Poker and Bar Jokes

Read ‘em and ‘weeeeepp-puh.

Who is going to get Corey at the top of the stairs. I am honestly worried about him. Will he be the Chic in the bucket.

Wrestling!

How do you get one of those nasty sweaty 5’oclock shadows

Hence forth…All town meetings will take place in the local bar. Monitored over by booze and the peacemaker.

I don’t think I ever seen a werewolf hide under a greenhouse.

Good ole Uncle Red and his booze.

Psychos are more active during a full moon.

That fat crapbag beside you.

Andy has a lot of one liners.

You have a polaroid of your torn to pieces son?

i ain’t confined to a wheelchair.

awww…do you remember late night cruises in your gas powered wheel chair. man that brings back memories. WEREWOLF!

Wonder where uncle red bought those fireworks.

Bet werewolfers can’t keep up with my wheelchair!

Obscene phone call. Haven’t gotten those since caller id.

Where did she steal that shopping cart?

Would you like to come to the parlor? Hell no!

Ransom Note! Here is a letter. Why don’t you kill yourself. Well duh…we already established that suicides go to hell.

Apparently, werewolves do not have healing powers

Holy Jumped Up Jesus Palamena

A lot of smartasses in this movie

Hardy Boys Meet Reverend WereWolf

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