Monkey Shines

Monkey Shines (1988) –

Sorry to hear about your paralysis. Here is a funny card with a Kangaroo on it.

Oh dear lord. Sponge Bath Mom Time!!

Drug addict monkey. Great…she’s hooked on Monkey Junk. A monkey junkie.

Best view in town from my apartment  aahhhh…look at that view…the train yard…abandoned buildings. A dead druggie! Trees…Life is great!. ooop…DOG…aahhhhh Truck!! MY BRICKS!!

Ankle Weights! Check. Wrist Weights. Check… Back Pack full of bricks that are going to disable me when I get hit by a truck. Check!!!! Woo Wooo Woooo Wooooo

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Monkey Shines – It’s not the movie Misery by Stephen King. I always think it is. But then I remember Cathy Bates is not a helper monkey. Helper Monkey will get that blood for you.

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  • I always get this movie confused with a couple of Stephen King movies. This movie has nothing to do with Stephen King. I always think of Misery..and Cathy Bates. I think it is because I think Cathy Bates is a helper monkey. Plus. The shining.  

  • Orion….remember these guys?

  • Oh man. “We didn’t hurt the monkey’s” even before the movie starts. You know this is going to be good.
  • I thought he was the monkey?
  • alright! A naked lady! Oh No!!! NAKED MAN!!
  • Best view in town from my apartment  aahhhh…look at that view…the train yard…abandoned buildings. A dead druggie! Life is great!. ooop…DOG…aahhhhh Truck!! MY BRICKS!!
  • Terribly photogenic runner.
  • Ankle Weights! Check. Wrist Waits. Check… Back Pack full of bricks that are going to disable me when I get hit by a truck. Check!!!! Woo Wooo Woooo Wooooo
  • Noooo…The bricks!!!
  • Geez.. Sure hope my doctor doesn’t make fun of my ass when I am out.
  • “Sorry about your accident.” Kangaroo card…. Mother Fucker! That shit ain’t funny.
  • Facial hair vertebrae obviously still intack.

ok. Mah…this ain’t no surprise party.

  • Why in the hell did you not come pick me up at the hospital. You made me me ride home with that orderly.

To the start of my new life. My new life with no arms or legs! yay!

scotch? in a sippy cup. watered down. Why the hell can’t he have ice cubes in a sippy cup?

  • Live Human Tissue. Good thing you marks that container. I thought it was ice cream.
  • Wouldn’t it be wonderful if it was as easy to transfer an animal abilities by injected yourself with the tissue of that animal.

For a lady from a rich family…she sure does know how to pick’em

Come on in. I can’t get up and let you in.

Hey, Alan. I’m drinking all your beer. what’cha gonna do about it!

Shooting parnade. 3 days awake. Good plan.

Mom – Remember when you could run around like in this video.

  • Robby The Robot. That skull mask is no where near it. Look at me…I’m robbie the robot! danger will robinson.! Danger. A monkey is pulling my balls off.

Run ya Dinks.

  • Stop torturing animals. Murderer…People who run and yell insults as they do are funny.
  • Wooo Weee…Some Mighty Fine Picking and A Grinning. Monkey Boy.

Nick name for Number 6. 6’er

  • clinical cunt

mom jeans – Melanie

  • got to be a lady monkey. male monkey is insane. can’t train man monkey!

Why are people always shoving sippy cups in my face.

Nurse bitch. You about to be replaced by a monkey.

I need a monkey. I can pretend to be a paraplegic while he’s looking.

That song is playing for 3 days straight. Kill it!

Banana peel in the shoe. could have been a lot worse.

awww….monkey love.

Monkey bites.love the monkey beard.

Does anybody ever use a straight razor in real life.

Guilt trip from the pa

Yay cripple is here…and monkey! That is terrible.

They’re all gonna laugh at me!!

Oh…I’m sorry…my foot caught the fishing line. My fault. Cause I can’t move it!

How stupid do you think I am. I ain’t calling him. He’s here. right the fuck here.

  • birds…they always go for the eyes

That dead bird looked like…dead bird.

Alan is developing Monkey Shines. He is living through the monkey eyes.

  • You had your monkey kill my bird.

First I lose my mobility…now my mom is moving in.

  • Who lives in a wheelchair and has a monkey. Sponge Bath Mom Time. Sponge Bath Mom time.

Game of Thrones. Paralyzed kid and his animal.

Dr. Wiseman that motherfucker.

Making the monkey mad.

Calling Dr. Wiseman. is away

This was before Caller ID.

Angry Eyes.

Don’t worry Helper Monkey clean blood from your mouth.

  • Monkey’s run from an open flame…see…watch me chase her around with this match….fiiiiire

But…our love…I thought it was real. How could you just do this to me.

  • Don’t you pity boob me. ….alright…alright…I’ll take the pity boob. but’s that’s it.
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  • Monkey’s love listening to people having sex.
  • Drug addict monkey. Great…she’s hooked on Monkey Junk. A monkey junkie.
  • Could we get some duller needles.
  • Let’s turn on the photo lab light.
  • Ella is in the house. Cause I am angry.

The monkey is filling me up.

Pulling some pacino.

  • Pretty sure you aren’t suppose to beat a paraplegic in the head.

Chemist monkeys

Who has full shag carpeting on their toilet.

  • How many times we gonna kill poor mother
  • This syringe is poison. Poison. Poison.
  • I got a little needle full of poison here.
  • Monkey race between monkey and wheelchair crack me up.
  • Help…Monkey!! Help….Monkey!!
  • Almost to the hospital? nope living room

Oh wow…these monkey treats are terrible. No wonder you are so pissed Ella.

It’s good. Food

Why you gonna rob that piece of shit car in the rain.

Million Dollar baby drop. Stupid Mel.

oh no you didn’t. I know you didn’t piss just piss on me.

That’s it. Kill my ex, my mom, my best friend and attempting to kill my new girlfriend…I can deal with all that…but you pissed on me you filthy monkey ape….I’ll chew your heart out.

I whip my head back and forth. DEAD MONKEY!

  • Oh dear lord. I’m full of monkeys!!

Hey…why don’t you put your seat belt on before you have an accident.

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