Empire Of The Ants

Empire Of The Ants (1977) – Alright, The way I see it…we have 3 choices to avoid being brainwashed by the giant ants. One: Fight the humans under the control of the giant ants. Just a reminder…they have guns. Two: Burn the giant controller ant in the gas chamber with this flare I have stuck down my pants which thank the gods has not gone off and charred my man parts or Three: Hold our breaths for 5 seconds and walk out straight out the front door. Flare it is!

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Empire Of The Ants – This movie made me feel like Larry dropped by my house and groped me on the couch. GET OFF LARRY!! GET OFF!!

Sorry I’m late…I was getting extra liquor.

Dan the near sighted pirate boat driver…don’t give a damn.

Larry is like…fook it…shouldn’t have twisted your ankle….by the way…if there are killer ants and run on a twisted ankle…gonna run…twisted ankle be damned

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Stuff I Loved:

Treat ants with respect

Warriors! Ant Warriors.

No…I am not frightened.

Am I watching mutal of omaha? When do I see the giant ants?

Obligatory. Mind bending substance.

Ohhh…radioactive waste.

Let’s dump it into the ocean…then we don’t have to look at it.

HG Wells. He’s such a negative nilley.

Unless there are ants at the bottom of the ocean I don’t see where this is going.

I wish I could dump barrels of radioactive waste into the ocean. Can they still do this?

Jaws music….when the barrel is going ashore…this before or after jaws…piano music

Radioactive waste looks like mercury.

Dreamland Shores. Where the waste comes to you

Sorry I’m late…I was getting extra liquor. Cause 1 bag wasn’t enough.

Captain pirate and his earring

Sick people don’t buy property…they barf

She sure likes to remind people about the money she pays people. For boating and sex.

Timeshare cruise

Boozers.  

Cheapskates.

That is a lot of people on that boat….for a 3 hour tour…a 3 hour tour

Sweet. Your worker uniforms look like prison uniforms.

Nobody cares for mrs. collins.

Some ants were drenched in mercury…sheesh.

Are you enjoying all the food I have provided? you are…now buy the land.

Not smart to smile at the girl who is talking to your wife. YOu are riding the boat back alone

Average….1 out of 3 come along just for the ride…aren’t even buyers

Suck it.

Well no wonder…all they are serving is celery. not going to get a lot of buyers with that. How about some meatballs.

Wow…that is forward….groping a girl you just met while on a trip with your wife. Legitimate rape…Knee to the nuts.

Joan Collins was kind of hot back in the day

Piano jaws music…and 50’s alien sound effects.

Apparently ants have really weird vision….looks like a piece of cardboard with holes in it.

Look lady…Why you keep bothering the captain.

Dan the near sighted pirate boat driver…don’t give a damn.

Wow…that lady don’t give up. She has a married man grope her…then feels like going to approach some young guy at a party who won’t talk to you.

Your brain falls out everytime you open your fly.

Hey girly…that is some really high waisted pants.

Sheesh…she doesn’t have a problem with married guys..

His condo is made out of plastic?

Why does Joan Collins have a megaphone. That is like the smallest tram ever…if she uses that…and she did…shit…I would hate to be the front seat of the second cart…shhh…the ants will hear you.

In case you have no imagination…we will post signs where stuff will be…like the pool area…and the shitter. Future Golf course.

Oh…they have sandwiches. This is a fancy trip.

Button fly collars. I need one.

Joan Collins is a sucker…ain’t none of these people got any money.

Why are you looking at the

ants sound like secadas

Giant ant attack was workth it!!

Run…Mary…..wait…I changed my mind…help mary…help..come back.

Best way not to get away from ants…stand there yelling Bob until they eat you.

It’s nothing old man…that noise is nothing…pumping equipment

The Lawson’s are gone.

Oh…I’m an old man…what the hell kind of excuse is that…I can’t look for people cause I’m an old man and something might kill me. You are an old man.

I must save the boat! quick take off my shoes. You got ants on your boat

I have never heard an ant scream…if I knew that shit I wouldn’t step on them

Ants don’t like fire. So…uhhh…let’s just sit around a fire…fuck ‘em

You don’t like me cause I am a woman.

It’s ants…ants aren’t know for waiting around to kill people….now they may be interested in biting your feet…but that is about it.

Ants are sneaky…

All we wanted was to enjoy what was left of our life…

Hey…what are you ….a baby ruth salesman.

Hey…I have an idea…take that candy bar and throw it in the woods…ants love candy bars…just put it on the ground.

You could cover the fire.goobers.

Put the tent over the fire…idiots.

I don’t have to outrun the ants….just the old couple.

Oh good move old people…let’s go this way…away from the rest of the group.

Quick…let’s run into this old shack…we will be safe here.

Why does Joan Collins have a megaphone. That is like the smallest tram ever…if she uses that…and she did…shit…I would hate to be the front seat of the second cart…shhh…the ants will hear you.

Larry is like…fook it…shouldn’t have twisted your ankle….by the way…if there are killer ants and run on a twisted ankle…gonna run…twisted ankle be damned

Women suck at running through the woods.

No wonder all these people died…they like to sit and wait.

Why do the ants scream like girls

Which is worse….alligators in a swamp? or giant ants? Both are pretty dangerous

We lost the old couple…ole what’s their names?

Charlie is dead…I want to stay with him…yeah…no..

It’s time for a good old round of Row Row Your Boat.

You still work for me…is that all she’s got?

Row faster!!

Good thing they gave us the refresher course on ants

See…told you they were gone…let’s just step outside…and…holy hell.

Larry…we aren’t saying it was your fault…we say it was the giant ants…but now…we are starting to think maybe you did have something to do with it.

Which way…it’s fork in the river…one way goes to a waterfall…you just know it

This is a couples movie…everybody has to have a date.

More nipples than a Schumacher  batman movie

Hey….I know…I will head off in this direction by myself.

Oh my God…they are herding us like cattle!! Please tell me Scott captured that.

Uh oh…red vs black…

It must suck to be tiny…can you imagine all the screaming bugs.

Holy hell…you thought the ants were creepy. We just ran into the real creepy people.

These giant ants show up all the time

The sugar factory! Oh shit! Ants love sugar!

“Long Distance Phone!!” Don’t talk to me know…I am peddling sugar. and breaking labor laws.

Car rental place….She gonna bend the rules for you. Locals

Hot wire a car.

Are the old couple the Chick In The Bucket.

How can you stay in  business making that much sugar and not selling it to anyone?

Are the ants paying for the sugar? Couldn’t keep this system up for long.

Are we really taking orders from ants…ants who can’t even walk into a building of sugar without trying to crawl up the wall every few feet and practically falling upside down.

Nom Nom…Sugar covered ants. That has to be worth some money.

Every ant seems to make it’s own noise.

The smoking booth

I counted at least 20 times when these people couldn’t see an ant that was 2 feet in front of them.

Go Joe….ram that truck into the sugar house and set those ants on fire!

ants are exceptionally vulnerable to fire

Women are histarical in the movie….over men they just met like an hour ago.

Joe had a bum leg and could run just fine.