Barbarella (1968) – Yes…I will play you like a piano. At first it will feel rather warm and pleasant…then it will hurt like hell. No Wait. This is the bikini waxer setting. One moment please. Love
Barbarella- Saving the universe with her [vagina] [sex] [cooch] [loving] [love box] [box] (double entendre intended) Good night Alfie
Stuff I Loved:
Pretty impressive intro credits for the late 80s
I think Jane Fonda is confusing Sexy with Stoned
Barbarella Song….really…find the lyrics
Uh…gotta be a record Boobies in the first 5 minutes
Start of the sexual revolution?
Nothing is more orgasmic than taking off your clothes in Zero G
“Love” as a greeting
Duran Durante –
Eye up here Mr. President
In the future everybody has a lot of self esteem
Space ship with Carpet interior
Good night Alphie
Sheesh…how many fetishes can one movie have.
If this was on network TV back in the day Star Trek would have never had a chance
Non-Destruction. What a positive outlook.
Kind of reminds me of Lexx
can we talk about the latex Fish Bowl Boobie suit.
Pretty clever Computer Display of Alphie.
Leave it to a lady to have a pink/red spaceship.Wonder if that is Mary Kay?
Let me adjust my tongue box…while you make a slush ball and hit me in the head.
A concusion is nothing to take lightly.
Alright….what drugs were these guys on. Snow skiing like water skiing with a some alien sting ray pulling you
What is this…the Thing 1 and Thing 2 planet.
Looking for Child Twin Actors to star in soft porn movie that you won’t get to watch until you are 17.
Alright those dolls are pretty freaking creepy…but pretty sure those metal teeth would leave some pretty deep scars
It is nice to see something pre Trek with their own interpretation of how space guns sound.
You forgot to kill the space bunnies.
Apparently, English and French are the only 2 languages we think others in space will speak without a tongue box.
Catchman….no Catch Man.
So…Catchman…you think since you service this weird ass wind sleigh ride that you can fix my Mary Kay ship. Doubt it.
How can you repay me? Make Love to me?
Barberella…what a waste. All looks and no brains.
Actually pretty good dialogue
hahah…let me take off my bear suit…so you can see my just slightly less hairy chest and back
I think I found the problem with your ship. It is this big hole you have in the front of the ship.
Door that looks like a spinchter.
That is the last time I let some hairy dude screw me and repair my ship.
Barbarella…empowered future woman. Only vulnerability. Sex and high heels. Always falling for both
Pigar last of the omnipothroats
And I thought David Bowie’s Labyrinth was weird.
I was pretty sure Professor Ping was going to be Asian.
Jane Fonda must have taken inspiration from Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz. For her acting
Barbarella…Saving the universe with her [vagina] [sex] [cooch] [loving] [box] (double entre intended)
My energy box is completely dead
Everything in this universe is “Box”
How many rubber tree plants had to die for the making of this film.
How many plastic bags had to die for this movie
good thing the chamber of ultimate solution is written in braille
Sex pills. Hope they have a long shelf life. He has had that pill for 5 years.
Jon-Paul….How long have you been standing there?
It is Durand-Durand….not Duran Duran
Password will be gogoo
Essence Of Man – Tastes like feet.
Yes…I will play you like a piano. At first it will feel rather warm and pleasant…then it will feel like a bikini wax.
Come on maestro. You promised a cresendo. What’s the matter?
Barbarella is so good she fixed everything
Wing P R instead of CPR
An Angel had no memory…what was I saying…oh yeah…an angel has no memory
Thank you – Early on
18:53 – dramatic situations
21:08 screams and laughs
41:57 – Ehh- Ehhh
43:42 – Password
53:00 – Faggotts?